You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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