How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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