Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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