Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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