we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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