I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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