I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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