grandma shit on top of the toilet
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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