It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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