We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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