My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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