she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is it because I queefed?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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