so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Terrible idea I love it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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