Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
wakey wakey hands off snakey
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
