i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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