I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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