She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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