People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
there is glitter all over my balls
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