wat bout pragnant strippers??
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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