Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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