you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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