Yo dont text me then not text me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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