Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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