Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wish life had little blips of pornography
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I have post one night stand depression
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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