just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We are all done wearing pants today
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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