i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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like...quickly.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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