After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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