Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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