My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
