I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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