i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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