It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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