i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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