How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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