ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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