if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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