i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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