Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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