Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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