im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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