Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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