..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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