I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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