I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This beer is not sobering me up at all
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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