I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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