I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
