Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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