I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I came so hard my ears popped.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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