Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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