I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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