they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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