All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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