Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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