nut hugger
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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