Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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