the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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