Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize