Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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