I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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