I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
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I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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